CELEBRITIES WHO REMIND ME OF OTHER CELEBRITIES

Michael Keaton reminds me of Billy Joel

Hellen Hunt reminds me of Jodie Foster

Mel Gibson reminds me of the guy from 'Field of Dreams'

Tori Spelling reminds me of Lassie

Tom Petty reminds me of David Spade

Carson Daly reminds me of Ryan Seacrest

Lawrence Fishburne reminds me of a different guy

Steven Tyler reminds me of Mic Jagger

Mic Jagger reminds me of Carly Simon

Carly Simon reminds me of Joni Mitchell

Joni Mitchell reminds me of Ricky Lee Jones

Ricky Lee Jones reminds me of Ricki Lake

Ricki Lake reminds me of Kevin Bacon's withered penis

Kevin Bacon's withered penis reminds me of a damp strip of turkey bacon

A strip of turkey bacon reminds me of Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise reminds me of Jim Jones

Jim Jones reminds me of my years in Uganda

My years in Uganda remind me of the gears in my Honda

The gears in my Honda remind me of Kevin Bacon's withered penis again


That's 19 levels of Kevin Bacon's Withered Turkey Strip Bacon Penis

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