Julie smashed an armadillo in the middle of Nevada. It sent two tons of red American steel careening hysterically. Centrifugal force kept her body straight, but her head felt like a brick airplane in a steep spiral.
"It is my duty, at this time, to announce that war has been declared on Spain..."
A radio in an abandoned store window kept the citizens terrified. They made a half-circle and turned their hearing aids way up.
"...And it is our duty to protect This Great Nation, once again, against the threats of evildoers."