Police surveillance transcript
HM = Hit Man
VC = Vindictive Client
HM: Okay, here's how it's gonna work... You give me three names tonight along with the money, and you'll have 24 hours to change your mind before the hits are made.
HM: Good. Now gimme the first name.
VC: Mickey Rooney.
HM: Mickey Rooney? Seriously?
HM: But he's a little old man. And he seems like such a nice guy.
VC: Seems like.
HM: I don't know. I'll have to think about that.
VC: Think about what? You're a hit man. Kill him.
HM: What could you possibly have against Mickey Rooney?
HM: Well... who's the second target?
VC: Bea Arthur.
HM: Now wait just a Goddamn minute. Bea Arthur is a national treasure. I'm not killing her. And probably not Mickey Rooney either. These people are old. They're gonna die soon of natural causes anyway.
VC: You promised! A promise means something where I'm from. Listen... I have your money. You have no business getting emotionally involved here.
HM: I know, but.... You want me to murder Bea Arthur and Mickey Rooney? What did they do to you?
VC: You said no questions.
HM: Alright... but.... JESUS!
VC: And also? I want them to die slowly. And painfully. I want them to squirm. I want them to ooze and moan. Nothing too candy-assed. Have a little fun with it.
VC: Either you do the job or somebody else will. Bea Arthur and Mickey Rooney must die.
HM: .....FUCK! ...OK..... Who's the last target?
VC: Pat Sajak.
HM: We're in business.