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Information - about this web page

Front Page Archives - Do you like to read a lot of words on a web page? This link is for you

Jurinal - I used to keep a journal on the web. Here's most of it

Wacky Labels - If you work at a retail store, print these labels up and slip them inside the products you sell

Buttercow - A megaband you may have heard about

Porn Demolition Consortium - I made up a fake Christian activist group and went on AOL to promote it

How to tend bar - I wrote this article for Bartending Magazine. They never printed it because they are assholes

Clip Art Gallery - I made some clip art that I consider highly useful for many purposes

Christmas Address #2 - My aunt thinks I'm gay. This is from the old mailing list

How to Seem Smart - I got a good way to make people think you are smart

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